Thursday, February 23, 2012

OPINION: This article is now available in 3-D

By Maria Cortes
Staff Writer

American cinema is being taken over by one phrase: 3-D. The majority of the movies we see come equipped with those dimension-warping glasses that are meant to transport us and, supposedly, give us a more intense movie experience. The problem with this plan is that everything is now in 3-D. Horror movies, action films, romantic comedies, even movies about animated fluffy animals discussing the importance of friendship are all in 3-D.

Is this necessary? Does it really intensify our viewing experience? Or is it just a clever gimmick to make certain films more interesting than they really are? There is a simple way to answer those questions on your own. Look at the most recent 3-D releases and see if the effect actually made a difference.


“Star Wars: Episode One – The Phantom Menace 3-D” was one of the most anticipated movies of the year. Fans of the series were thrilled when they learned the movie was being re-released but the fact that it was re-released in 3-D made it all the better. Unfortunately, the only thing 3-D worthy was the opening scene explaining the world of Star Wars.

Max Nicholson, a writer for the popular gaming website IGN, said, “If you do end up giving it another go, I would stick to the 2-D version. As cool of an idea as it is, Star Wars in three dimensions simply does not live up to the hype. But…Star Wars in theaters still definitely does.”

The majority of the films released in 3-D are unnecessary. Did we need the blood in “Saw 3-D: The Final Chapter” to be two inches from our faces to know that it was a gory movie? No. Did we need the piranha’s in “Piranha 3-D” to be nipping at our ears to know that it would be a bad movie? No. It’s time that we put down the glasses and go back to 2-D.